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Hurt and Heal...the staff!

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Many of you will remember the hurt and heal games. This is a new one, starring our very own Asrai.org staff. You may post once a day, hurting someone for 10 points and healing someone (may be the same person) for 5 points. You must both hurt and heal: you cannot only do one. Staff may not post :P

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 100
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 100
Dori - 100
Darmort - 100
Deathjester - 100
KidA - 100
philleehellphia - 100
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 100
Yak - 100
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Hurt: Shadow
Heal: Nagathi

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Post by Ashnari Doomsong »

I should think so.

Hurt Darmort
Heal Shadow

But we don't have to.

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 105
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 95
Dori - 100
Darmort - 90
Deathjester - 100
KidA - 100
philleehellphia - 100
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 100
Yak - 100
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Post by Ramesesis »

Ah, pain time...

Randomly knife KidA

Heal Darmort


Kul - 100
Nagathi - 105
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 95
Dori - 100
Darmort - 95
Deathjester - 100
KidA - 90
philleehellphia - 100
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 100
Yak - 100
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Post by Amarel »

Throw KidA a plaster. Unfortunately it hits him in the eye.

(Heal KidA, Hurt KidA)

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 105
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 95
Dori - 100
Darmort - 95
Deathjester - 100
KidA - 85
philleehellphia - 100
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 100
Yak - 100

edited to fix my typo / maths mistake of a three year old.
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Post by RasputinII »

Much Stabage on Darmort. A bit of Healage on dear old Kid A.

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 105
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 95
Dori - 100
Darmort - 85
Deathjester - 100
KidA - 100
philleehellphia - 100
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 100
Yak - 100
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Post by Kyte »

aren't Sycath a mod?
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Post by Hyarion »

@Amarel - KidA should be at 85, not 95:

Was at 90, hurt for -10, healed for +5 = 85.
Healed by RasputinII to go up to 90.
Corrected.

Heal Dori.
Hurt philleehellphia

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 105
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 95
Dori - 105
Darmort - 85
Deathjester - 100
KidA - 90
philleehellphia - 90
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 100
Yak - 100
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Post by Ecalsneerg »

Stabs Nagathi mercilessly.
Gives Darmort a plaster.


Kul - 100
Nagathi - 95
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 95
Dori - 105
Darmort - 90
Deathjester - 100
KidA - 90
philleehellphia - 90
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 100
Yak - 100
Graaargh!
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Post by The Golden Arrow »

Hurt Darmort
Heal Yak

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 95
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 95
Dori - 105
Darmort - 80
Deathjester - 100
KidA - 90
philleehellphia - 90
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 100
Yak - 105
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Post by GobbladasSquig »

Rats Deathjester's WAACY butt to the karma police
Throws Upyr's crazy avatar parrot a cookie

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 95
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 95
Dori - 105
Darmort - 80
Deathjester - 90
KidA - 90
philleehellphia - 90
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 105
Yak - 105
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Post by Delirium's Brother »

Flips Dori a bottle of Woody Gatorade, flips Deathjester a burning stick of Skaven dynamite.

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 95
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 100
Shadow - 95
Dori - 110
Darmort - 80
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 90
philleehellphia - 90
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 105
Yak - 105
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Post by ihatecoldweather »

:P i remeber this!

Hurt phillehellphia? (sp?)
Heal puppyblue.


Kul - 100
Nagathi - 95
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 95
Dori - 110
Darmort - 80
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 90
philleehellphia - 80
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 105
Yak - 105
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Post by RasputinII »

Yay, new day :D

Stabage on Philephilia
Repairage on KidA

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 95
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 95
Dori - 110
Darmort - 80
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 95
philleehellphia - 70
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 105
Yak - 105
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Post by Ecalsneerg »

Hurt Nagathi, the toad he is!
Heal Darmort, IF he is a nice person.

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 85
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 95
Dori - 110
Darmort - 85
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 95
philleehellphia - 70
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 105
Yak - 105
Graaargh!
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Ogres: 1/1/1
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Post by Ashnari Doomsong »

Hurt Upyr by randomly tossing a bomb somewhere.
Heal KidA (Well, you did at least *Try* to help me on one occasion)


Kul - 100
Nagathi - 85
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 95
Dori - 110
Darmort - 85
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 100
philleehellphia - 70
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 95
Yak - 105
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Post by The Golden Arrow »

Hurt Shadow
Heal Nagathi

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 90
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 85
Dori - 110
Darmort - 85
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 100
philleehellphia - 70
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 95
Yak - 105
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Post by Hyarion »

oops... messed up my math.
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Post by Hyarion »

Heal Nagathi
Hurt Dartmort

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 95
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 85
Dori - 110
Darmort - 75
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 100
philleehellphia - 70
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 95
Yak - 105
The Warrior of the Silver Flame
I hold the Glaive of Law against the Earth.

If you refuse to capitalize on your strengths or make the most of your opponent's weaknesses, you are begging to lose.
There is no combat without movement.

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Post by ihatecoldweather »

My turn again. Well, as dori is winning and phillehellphia is loosing... :evil:
Hurt phillehellphia.
Heal dori.


Kul - 100
Nagathi - 95
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 85
Dori - 115
Darmort - 75
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 100
philleehellphia - 60
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 95
Yak - 105
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Post by Delirium's Brother »

Casts Ariel's Blessing on Dori, drops the Anvil of Doom on KidA's foot.

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 95
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 85
Dori - 120
Darmort - 75
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 90
philleehellphia - 60
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 95
Yak - 105
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Heal: Nagathi
Hurt: Shadow
Kul - 100
Nagathi - 100
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 100
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 75
Dori - 120
Darmort - 75
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 90
philleehellphia - 60
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 95
Yak - 105
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Post by RasputinII »

New Day, new fun :D

How about inspecting my Knife Inspector (Hurt). And KidA please stop being so pathetic, forcing me ot heal you up every day (Heal).

Kul - 100
Nagathi - 100
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 90
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 75
Dori - 120
Darmort - 75
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 95
philleehellphia - 60
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 95
Yak - 105
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Hurt Upyr
Heal Shadow
Kul - 100
Nagathi - 100
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 90
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 80
Dori - 120
Darmort - 75
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 95
philleehellphia - 60
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 85
Yak - 105
The Warrior of the Silver Flame
I hold the Glaive of Law against the Earth.

If you refuse to capitalize on your strengths or make the most of your opponent's weaknesses, you are begging to lose.
There is no combat without movement.

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Post by The Golden Arrow »

Hurt Kul
Heal KidA

Kul - 90
Nagathi - 100
Ithildir Hawk Eye - 100
The Inspector - 90
Puppyblue - 105
Shadow - 80
Dori - 120
Darmort - 75
Deathjester - 80
KidA - 100
philleehellphia - 60
Highborn Eltharion - 100
Upyr - 85
Yak - 105
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