It truly is the End Times

[T.D.]

...as the Dark Elves are travelling along the World Roots to Athel Loren

Greetings from a faction riven between Malekith and Tyrion, Asuryan and Khaine...

Looking forward to mutual Elf-type chat

T.D. of Druchii.net

[Git]

Hi!

I don't really know anything about the Khaine book, but how is it affecting Dark Elf lists? Do you want to try out any of our units?
Which of your units would you guys take in a primarily Asrai list?

[T.D.]

Basically, we hate being shot to bits by you guys

...so, all your shooty stuff:

Glade Guard
Glade Riders
Waywatchers
Warhawk Riders

...and your best fighty stuff:

Wild Riders

= Happy Druchii

The buzz on D.net is all about the hideous combos possible in the Tri-Army list;

Cauldron Witches, BOTWD Lions, Waywatchers, Dreadlords, Loremasters, Wild Riders, Frost Phoenix, Warlocks ...all in the same army

[bjoernuhlig]

Heya. Hi there. Loved to fight you guys, now welcome to the woods.

All hail the new King Malekith.

In my last game vs Druchii the twins actually shot him off his dragon which was then finished by Orion himself
Guess that is history now. Well, the queen follows the new big guy with the large stick, and we follow the queen. Just a few things before we sit down together (same goes for high elves btw):

Rule number one. No meat. We dont eat meat here, and as Naggaroth is gone, and Ulthuan likely too, get prepared to eat ... blossoms soup
Rule number two: Dont break branches of trees. They ... dont like. The will break branches off of you in return.
Rule number three: The south eastern parts of the forest. It is really not advised to go there at night. And day. And all other times, bad neighborhood. Might not find your way back in one piece. Ask the rangers for special permit if you dont care
Rule number four: Once every year take a field trip down to Quenelles and hunt down the bretonians. Feel free to join. We call it "Wild Hunt", its kinda our national sport here. Its not mandatory ... but no one ever stayed home, ever. Its like a surge, loose control, I guess you are familiar with the concept? Big fun. Remember, leave some Brets for next year. Orion led the charge in the past, well, he is gone, but I am sure Malekith will make a good wild huntsman.

That is settled, now... all of you corsairs and witches and cauldrons and warlocks and lvl2 dark sorcs over there at the big old grandfather-birchtree: Pls step into my army list, Oh yeah.

[T.D.]

Rule number one. No meat. We dont eat meat here, and as Naggaroth is gone, and Ulthuan likely too, get prepared to eat ... blossoms soup
Rule number two: Dont break branches of trees. They ... dont like. The will break branches off of you in return.
Rule number three: The south eastern parts of the forest. It is really not advised to go there at night. And day. And all other times, bad neighborhood. Might not find your way back in one piece. Ask the rangers for special permit if you dont care
Rule number four: Once every year take a field trip down to Quenelles and hunt down the bretonians. Feel free to join. We call it "Wild Hunt", its kinda our national sport here. Its not mandatory ... but no one ever stayed home, ever. Its like a surge, loose control, I guess you are familiar with the concept? Big fun. Remember, leave some Brets for next year. Orion led the charge in the past, well, he is gone, but I am sure Malekith will make a good wild huntsman.

I heard your staple was something stronger than blossom soup

...and hunting Bretonnians always sounds good

[Caranthir Ciryatan]

I don't think that Naggaroth will be destroyed and Ulthuan shattered more than it is. And the Dark Elves will not travel trough the World Root to Athel Loren. The Elves will have to unite to face the demons and the undead, and some one seems to have called or awaken Khaine.

Cheers

[nXken]

Dear Druchii cousin of far-away lands,

Welcome to the woods.

Please sign here, here and here.
By signing these forms you will acquit us, Asrai, of any responsibility in case of loss of your tribesmen, loss of members, loss/gain of your sanity.

Please sign these documents to state likewise in regards to our ancient and most revered allies, the forest-spirits.
I heard Durthu is gaining his mojo back with spring at hand... he may get a little... frollicy

PS: Stay out of the Worldroots...
PS2: Leave your dinosaur at the door
PS3: Full frontal nudity is only tolerated if you are pretty
PS4: No blood on the carpet!

[T.D.]

PS3: Full frontal nudity is only tolerated if you are pretty

I see I have reached a land full of wisdom

[Nicholas Nitro]

Rule number one. No meat. We dont eat meat here, and as Naggaroth is gone, and Ulthuan likely too, get prepared to eat ... blossoms soup

"Vegetarian" is an old elven word for "bad-hunter."

[Makiwara]

Rule number one. No meat. We dont eat meat here, and as Naggaroth is gone, and Ulthuan likely too, get prepared to eat ... blossoms soup

"Vegetarian" is an old elven word for "bad-hunter."

It's also our word for non-Asrai.

I wondered how long it would take TD to come over here, From Druchii.net via Ulthuan. Good to have you aboard my good dreadsir, I look forward to expatriating your Druchii kin and spreading the joys of Loec worship to them.

P.s. significant land grants on offer for those Druchii bringing bolt throwers.

[nXken]

P.s. significant land grants on offer for those Druchii bringing bolt throwers.

Yep, South-Eastern part is always free

Comes with a free "private militia"

[Makiwara]

I never said anything about free! I'm sure there would be plenty of displaced princes and dreadlords that would pay handsomely for a summer retreat in the beautiful and pristine Wildwood. I intend to greet our cousins with open arms and great savings!

Now that any overpopulation issues are taken care of, let's talk marriages of alliance!

[Furyou Miko]

Heya. Hi there. Loved to fight you guys, now welcome to the woods.

All hail the new King Malekith.

In my last game vs Druchii the twins actually shot him off his dragon which was then finished by Orion himself
Guess that is history now. Well, the queen follows the new big guy with the large stick, and we follow the queen. Just a few things before we sit down together (same goes for high elves btw):

Rule number one. No meat. We dont eat meat here, and as Naggaroth is gone, and Ulthuan likely too, get prepared to eat ... blossoms soup

Mhmm, these bows? they're just for show, honest. The Torch Cacti in particular are excellent for making condiments. (fu fu fu)

[T.D.]

P.s. significant land grants on offer for those Druchii bringing bolt throwers.

Good to see you are all appreciating the Druchii innovation of money over barter.

We can indeed all do business for mutual profit None of that Asur stuffiness about 'traditions'

...and I'd love to hire some trueflight Glade Guard for gold coin

[Makiwara]

P.s. significant land grants on offer for those Druchii bringing bolt throwers.

Good to see you are all appreciating the Druchii innovation of money over barter.

We can indeed all do business for mutual profit None of that Asur stuffiness about 'traditions'

...and I'd love to hire some trueflight Glade Guard for gold coin

Ah trueflight Glade Guard, a most discerning client: 'through the trees, through my unit, through my chaff, through your chaff, through your units, into your backfield, in hard cover; 3+ to hit'.

I'm sure archers from Belac Agaith would be most accommodating in hiring their talents for recompense in druchii gold, trade and wenches. We are of course courting offers from other potential clients, it seems Asrai archery is at a bit of a premium these days!

Asrai enjoy bartering for money, a slight distinction over your common outsider assumption.

[T.D.]

It's good to know we can do business together

[frogboy]

I wouldn't mind getting my grubby hands on some Witch Elves I mean for gaming purpose's of course...

[Allendor]

I could see Dark riders replacing Glade riders
Glade guard instead of Dark shardes (X bow men)
A Hydra and a Treeman
Waywatchers instead of Shades
Warhawk riders instead of Harpies
A Forest Dragon lord and a Black dragon lord
Sisters of the thorn and Witch elves.
Man I could go on

By the way welcome.
I am on Druchii as well

[T.D.]

I wouldn't mind getting my grubby hands on some Witch Elves I mean for gaming purpose's of course...

Love the emoticon ...and the sentiments

I could see Dark riders replacing Glade riders
Glade guard instead of Dark shardes (X bow men)
A Hydra and a Treeman
Waywatchers instead of Shades
Warhawk riders instead of Harpies
A Forest Dragon lord and a Black dragon lord
Sisters of the thorn and Witch elves.
Man I could go on

Possibilities are indeed endless! One broken combo we have cooked up involves a Shadestar with Waystalker, Death Hag, Assassin and Sorceress with the Ring of Hotek

I am sure there are many more to be found

[Baardah]

I'm looking forward to the jokes... You know; a Loremaster, a deathhag and a dryad went into a bar......

[nXken]

I'm looking forward to the jokes... You know; a Loremaster, a deathhag and a dryad went into a bar......

Morning woodie, helping hand?

[Makiwara]

I wouldn't mind getting my grubby hands on some Witch Elves I mean for gaming purpose's of course...

Love the emoticon ...and the sentiments

I could see Dark riders replacing Glade riders
Glade guard instead of Dark shardes (X bow men)
A Hydra and a Treeman
Waywatchers instead of Shades
Warhawk riders instead of Harpies
A Forest Dragon lord and a Black dragon lord
Sisters of the thorn and Witch elves.
Man I could go on

Possibilities are indeed endless! One broken combo we have cooked up involves a Shadestar with Waystalker, Death Hag, Assassin and Sorceress with the Ring of Hotek

I am sure there are many more to be found

Big block of Executioners with an Annointed, lvl 2 high Mage with Khaines ring, Death Hag for frenzy and Shadowdancer to negate rank bonus. Choppy fun in the name of the Eternal King!

[frogboy]

I'm looking forward to the jokes... You know; a Loremaster, a deathhag and a dryad went into a bar......

Morning woodie, helping hand?

Very very naughty ! No Christmas Puding for you two !


So what if any flying stuff can join other flying stuff now ? Peg Heros with Warhalks riding skycutter chariots, how dose that work ?

[T.D.]

Big block of Executioners with an Annointed, lvl 2 high Mage with Khaines ring, Death Hag for frenzy and Shadowdancer to negate rank bonus. Choppy fun in the name of the Eternal King!

Ouch!

[nXken]

So what if any flying stuff can join other flying stuff now ? Peg Heros with Warhalks riding skycutter chariots, how dose that work ?

Ever seen the movie Top Gun? With Tom Cruise?

Something like that, but including Star Wars POD-racing and the Matrix.

The latter being your opponent: "Why didn't i take the red pill >.>"

And about that Christmas pudding....
You can have my serving of spotted dick