Tree Whack or Beech Slap?

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Tree Whack or Beech Slap?

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Over on Bugmans the naming of the Treeman special attack has given rise to a bit of sillyness, which I thought I'd share here.

Alternative attack names:
Bush Bash
Whomping Willow
Sycamore Smack
Oak Poke
Aspen A$$whoopin
Palm Tree Pummel
Poplar Pummel
Ash Mash
Birch Slap
And the favourite, by Brynduraz - Beech Slap

It's also identified a couple of silly treeman names:
Larch Nemesis
Morning Wood

Can you think of any more?
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I don't have any other clever puns for it, but I love the alternate names! Haha
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For the Treeman names - Morgan Treeman.
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Not sure about names but you should get an attack bonus if you shout 'Timberrrr' when launching the attack :smirk:
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Lol, I'm definitely putting my vote in for 'beech slap'.
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Kung Yew ?

Larch (from the Adams family) :confused:

Chop Yewie

Coco Nut :paranoid:

Bonsai

Ash Bash

Mangrove Stove

Bully Tree

Hickory Stickory
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I've always ran my current Treeman as Danny Tree-ho.

My next Treeman from the new kit will most likely be Keanu Leaves.
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HighbornOnForestDragon wrote:Morgan Treeman.
Odinsleepwalker wrote:Keanu Leaves.
I love these!
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What about Sbruce?
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Maple Masher

Fir Fury

Da Hemlock Headlock

Pine Pummeler

I do like beech slap the best, though.
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Bruce Tree
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Spruce Twigsteen?
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Woody Allen?
Spruce Willis?

Treemendous effort on the arboreal puns, btw chaps :-)
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brechttomme wrote:Spruce Twigsteen?
godswearhats wrote:Woody Allen?
Spruce Willis?
Well done! :lol:
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Jackie Palm

Terry Yews

Almond Schwartzenegger
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Odinsleepwalker wrote:
brechttomme wrote:Spruce Twigsteen?
godswearhats wrote:Woody Allen?
Spruce Willis?
Well done! :lol:
I agree. These are great, but this had me crack:
frogboy wrote:Almond Schwartzenegger
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The maple grief

The willow maker

The wal-nut-punch

The yew one-two

The elmbow

The pine pain train

The white oak choke

The Douglas fist

The spruce slam

The sequoia showdown

The poplar pound

The palm tree punching spree

The birch back breaker

..ok, I'm out :D
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I like beech slap and the willow maker :nod:

Sapling spank :paranoid:

Willow whooping :confused:

Maple massage :eek:
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Hahahah, the Willow Maker :-)
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I like the willow maker!!

But i think the best.....

Optimus Vine.


BOOM! beat that! ;)
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Personally I like to call my treeman "Bad Ash"
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Haha there's some good ones there, but Welshy that one is classic...

:D :thumbsup:
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Welshy wrote:
Optimus Vine.


BOOM! beat that! ;)
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-The Kauri Crunch

-The Manuka Mangling

-The Gum Gank

-The Redwood Rend

I'm tempted to buy one of the new Treemen and paint it up as a masked wrestler now.
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Spruce Lee? Enter the dragon has a very different meaning when you are the size of a treeman!

Rowan Atkinson?

Buddleia Holly? (Double whammy there)

Twiggy?

Ralf Loren? loved by the more fashion conscious forest spirits.
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