The Question Game

[Hyarion]

Aren't moose common everywhere?

[Moose123]

Did you guys miss me?

[frogboy]

Have you been wearing camaflague ?

[Moose123]

Why would I wear camouflage if I wasn't trying to hide?

[frogboy]

Don't people hunt Moose in Canada ?

[Baardah]

Or is it Elk? What's the difference between a moose and an elk anyway?

[Moose123]

Did you actually just say that? Is it possible to report council members?

[Billthesurly]

Gloriosky! Has the Moose returned to Athel Loren for the summer?

[Moose123]

Yeah, what did I miss while I was gone? Is our new army book worth buying or should I just keep using Shandrakor's? Did I get his name right?

[frogboy]

Don't you want to play Age of Sigmar?

[Moose123]

Would you judge me if I told you I haven't even read the new army book or the AoS rulebook?

[Billthesurly]

Would we not appear all wise and sagacious to just sit back and see what everybody else thinks of AoS before levering up off our lazy backsides to do it ourselves?

[Moose123]

Why is that lazy? Isn't that just smart?

[frogboy]

Wouldn't smart be not revealing our cunning plan ?

[Peter of Loren]

What cunning plan?

[Moose123]

Are you even paying attention?

[thunderbow]

Why isn't "meese" the plural of "moose"?

[frogboy]

Isn't that question just a cunning ploy to change the subject as people seem to have lost all track of what the hell is going on?

[Billthesurly]

You mean to imply that there is something going on here beyond aimless and amiable bloviation?

(...and wouldn't the pleural of "Moose" be "Mice"?)

"...a moose once bit my sister..."

[Moose123]

Why does it matter what the plural of moose is? I'm the only one here aren't I?

I'd give my condolences to your sister; but wouldn't I be a traitor to the moose species if I did?

[frogboy]

If your the only Moose then why the 123 after your name? Or is that your postal Moose breeding ground address? Err Bill, how is it your sister was in such close proximitys to MooseMice anyway?

[Billthesurly]

Are you guys telling me that you've never read the opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail closely?

("...No reali. She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given to her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies, "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...")

[Hyarion]

Who hasn't read them closely?

[frogboy]

If you haven't read the opening credits then what is the meaning of life?

[Hyarion]

Isn't it the third movie in the series?