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Hummerluver58
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Post by Hummerluver58 »

Yeah, we never actually spam. We mean the best for the website. It is our own exclusive "club" I guess
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Post by Squirrel Nutkins »

Name: Squirrel Nutkins

Master you wish to train under: The Inspector

Previous spamming training: Da Warpath (just under 1k, around 950-960)
The COL (around 600) The Hammer and Anvil (around 600) and many, many other websites.

WHY we should accept you: Because i'm insanely silly thats why!

Got any enemies/friends in high places?: I live in trees, most people tend to be below me ;)
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Post by Highborn Sycath »

Name: Warmaster

Master you wish to train under: anyone but woodpecker..

Previous spamming training: hmm... on my own webstie the lords of loren.. this one sorta.. herdstone starting too....

WHY we should accept you: because i can draw and i like to kill woodpeckers :)

Got any enemies/friends in high places?: well you could count any woodpeckers as enemies. But i got alot of freinds too
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Post by Woodpecker »

Warmaster, you would be a REALLY bad salesman.

SN: I think you'd probably train under me, if only for conveniance reasons. We both live in trees...
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Post by Squirrel Nutkins »

Woodpecker wrote:SN: I think you'd probably train under me, if only for conveniance reasons. We both live in trees...
Ah fair enough :D

EDIT: wait a minute! does this mean i'm in?
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Post by GladeRider »

(just to quote i have no problems with birds of any kind (besides giant yellow chickens(like in family guy.. gave me a bad coupon))) lots of parenthesis...
" The Spellweavers sealed there fate but closing there retreat in a line of trees, cut down one by one by the arrows of the asrai kin"

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Post by Highborn Sycath »

i would rock as a salesman, jsut not when i sell things to woodpeckers :)

-warmaster
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Post by Squirrel Nutkins »

sure you would. You'd be such a great salesman at selling *free* samples :P
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Post by Woodpecker »

warmaster wrote:i would rock as a salesman, jsut not when i sell things to woodpeckers :)

-warmaster
You want to join us, and yet you make an enemy of the founder. :rolleyes: Dream on, buddy. You're Spamurai Target #1.

The first person who smites Warmaster to my satisfaction will automatically be accepted to the Spamurai.
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Post by GladeRider »

I saw the results of the first round of warmasters last tourney , he got massacred so bad , the Computer said, he schould stop playing warhammer all togather to go home , and dont ever think about it ever again!!!!!

End being mean...
" The Spellweavers sealed there fate but closing there retreat in a line of trees, cut down one by one by the arrows of the asrai kin"

"None can resist the call of the Wild Hunt"
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Post by Highborn Sycath »

:huh: the last tourny i was in... that was about half a year ago.. and i got 8th place! nice try being mean, but it wont work *shakes finger*



well i better go get my woodpecker hunting gear* walks off*

-warmaster

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Post by Squirrel Nutkins »

Note to self: Warmaster sucks. :P
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Post by Hummerluver58 »

Inspector and Woodpecker, do yall have MSN or AIM screennames? That way we can communicate much faster and efficently about who we will let in
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Post by Quercia dei Eternita »

Ok a bit late but worth it

Name: Quercia dei Eternita

Master you wish to train under: The Inspector.

Previous spamming training: 1000 posts on Waystone, and spammed a lot of posts even with Ithildir (when the site was dead). I spammed on many topics in OT of TWS also

WHY we should accept you: Because I have a good knowledge base of English grammar and words as well had 5 years of training. And I got a extensive list of English abbreviations.

Got any enemies/friends in high places?: I have only friends in high places. Many on msn as well.

Cheers,
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Post by Woodpecker »

Hummer: I do (tuckerwp2010@yahoo.com). I've added you.
Inspector?
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Post by Hummerluver58 »

Hmm I am at work. Inspector should be on. This is typically the time he is on
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Post by The Inspector »

I dont have msn, but I trust you guys enough to decide stuff between you too and just keep me updated with the odd pm.

Wow, I gotta few applicants, I'll have a think...
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Post by Woodpecker »

D'you mean people PMed you some applications as well? If so, post em. :P Send me a PM when you've had your think. Only two things I'm sure of: One person defenitly should be in here, and Warmaster should be attacked. :P
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Post by The Inspector »

Nah, I havent been pmed any extra appliacants (although that would be nice :D) I was referring to Hummer or you could pm me with what you have decided over msn.

poor Warmaster :D
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Post by Squirrel Nutkins »

I added all of you, if only for the sake of it :)
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Post by Hummerluver58 »

yeah, you will only be able to reach me after 5 (Eastern Time) due to the work. But I still post on these forums
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Post by Quercia dei Eternita »

So, this topic is quite dead...

What is going to happen now? No more applicants?

Cheers,
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Post by Injektilo »

Bah, fine I'll apply:

Name: Injektilo/Death & Binky/Various others I've forgotten

Master you wish to train under: Dunno

Previous spamming training: Former member of the fell group on Druchii.net called "the 5IVE" (Darius Foulblood, Dekhelan, Decheran, Dark Alliance, Sureal, dungeon_god and myself)

WHY we should accept you: I'm a legend, plus I'll bring my own socks

Got any enemies/friends in high places?: I have a variety of fell foes, including this really tall guy who tries to push me over while we're waiting in line at the shop
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Post by GladeRider »

Yes how goes it? inspector, WP, hummer....
" The Spellweavers sealed there fate but closing there retreat in a line of trees, cut down one by one by the arrows of the asrai kin"

"None can resist the call of the Wild Hunt"
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Post by Quercia dei Eternita »

Previous spamming training: Former member of the fell group on Druchii.net called "the 5IVE" (Darius Foulblood, Dekhelan, Decheran, Dark Alliance, Sureal, dungeon_god and myself)
Lol that's 7 people actually.. no offence.

Cheers,
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