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Post by Squirrel Nutkins »

Injektilo wrote:WHY we should accept you: I'm a legend, plus I'll bring my own socks
How come i've never heard of you then? :)

and what kind of socks? they better be smooth warm fluffy new zealand sheep wool socks that are special fitting or i'll be mad!
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Post by Injektilo »

Bah, I'm aware that it's seven people, we started off with five then realised we needed a squire and a bard, 'taint my fault we'd already printed the T-Shirts and anyway 7even looks and sounds lame... They were kind of unnofficial members, once Druchii.net's back up you can look at some of the strange ol' archived topics we had over there before they zapped my beloved Humor forum into non-existance
Squirrel Nutkins wrote:How come i've never heard of you then? :)
What and I'm to be penalized for your ignorance *kidding, kidding* ;)

And for your information those socks are scabby run-of-the-mill Scottish socks, made of scabby lowland sheep which smell of (inexplicably) lemonade
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Post by Hummerluver58 »

man. Uhh yeah thats all I have to say

But yeah, me might accept some spammurai. Right now I would consider that squirely guy to be in the head of the runnings
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Hummerluver58 wrote:Right now I would consider that squirely guy to be in the head of the runnings
Glad to see you remembered my name :D
And for your information those socks are scabby run-of-the-mill Scottish socks, made of scabby lowland sheep which smell of (inexplicably) lemonade
Well that, that, that just does it! I'm gonna go cry now... ;)
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yeah consider yourself lucky, I rarely remeber names, just Avatars
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Post by Quercia dei Eternita »

hmm mine's both... only when I am on that site much, otherswise mostly names .. crazy yes.

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Not that I'm interested, but would I fit in?

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Probably.

One more question for you all: Any of you good at graphic disign/drawing? That seems to be what we do the most.
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Post by Quercia dei Eternita »

Not much (I think it's dead-easy though)... But you can teach me better! (but I haven't got much time doing this.)

I propose a separate forum for the Spammuri as well.

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Well, i can draw somewhat... but no graphics....
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Quercia dei Eternita wrote:
I propose a separate forum for the Spammuri as well.
Heh, dream on. We don't want it and we don't need it, and we'll never get it. :P
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Don't act so rashly woodpecker. Our nice own password protected forum would be very nice. That could be very awesome. Though, I question its ever happening
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Woodpecker wrote:Probably.

One more question for you all: Any of you good at graphic disign/drawing? That seems to be what we do the most.
Not so bad, i'm doing art for my GCSE, i like doing manga stuff especially.
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Post by Dark Watcher »

In fear of incurring the wrath of the spamari, woodpeckers posts already are huge compared to all but hummerluver58 needs a bit of improvement in my book
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Post by The Dark Prince »

I'm not interested in joining but I'd vouch for Injektilo. Some of the funniest stuff I've read has been the work of him and Sureal on D.net ages back...

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i'm doing art for my GCSE
I've just finished my Art GCSE course, and after having done NO work for 2 years I rushed it all in a matter of days.

How long is your Art exam? Mine was 10 hours (finished in 2 and just pissed about for the remaining 8 hours).
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Post by Hummerluver58 »

my posts "need improvement" because I have a job. In the two months that I was at Waystone I have over 500 posts


I also refuse to post in topics such as "Who will post next" or "the five word game" until the post counts are not counted while in off-topic. I may be a spammer but I got ethics too
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Hummerluver58 wrote:I also refuse to post in topics such as "Who will post next" or "the five word game" until the post counts are not counted while in off-topic. I may be a spammer but I got ethics too
They've been deleted :D I'm back near the top of the post count list now :P
How long is your Art exam?
No idea, i'll find out in september i guess.
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Post by Quercia dei Eternita »

Heh I'm on the top of the list now... Err 2nd though.

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Hehe, wow, I have a sickening ammount of posts. :P
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yeah, you sure do
(HEY, what is up with your location?! I'm ON FIRE NOW!......ouch!)

Anyway, are we gonna announce our apprentices now?
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Well, Hummer still needs to tell us who he wants. But I suppose we could do the other two. Shall we?
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Post by The Inspector »

Hummer, if you are reading this at work, temporarily anaesthetise your boss so you can respond...

"Hey [insert victim's name here], does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

anyway, yeah, woodpecker announce mine and yours for the time being

*dramatic drumroll*...............
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My new padawan type thingy is.................


Bono!

Wait, sorry, no...
*Checks que cards*

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Post by Woodpecker »

And as Inspector suddenly went offline, I suppose I'll do his too:

*Adopts a cross between Gav's and Holmes' voice*

My...(cough, sorry, that fire really got to me) apprentace(cough) is going to be Doctor Watkins! Wait, no, it's going to be Andy Raynolds! (cough)
Sorry, sorry, let me fix these (cough) glasses. Ah, here we go! War (cough), sorry, Warmast (cough, cough, cough), really sorry. It's going to be Quercia dai Eternetia.


(Cough)
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