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Kyte
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Posts: 487 Joined: 05 Jan 2006, 22:09
Armies I play: Chaos, Chaos Dwarfs, Wood elves, Beastmen, Ogre Kingdoms
Location: Køge, Denmark
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by Kyte » 27 Feb 2006, 21:33
This is an old ogre stronghold tradition, so as Ambassador from that forum, I'd like to show you:
Rules: one speaks a wicked wish, the next post grant the wish corrupted way and speak a new wish, eg:
First post: I wish for all the money in the world!
Next post: Granted, but they are in bottles and you need a bigger house to keep them all!
I Wish for a treeman
third post: Granted, but it comes alive and eats you
I wish that GW prices would get cheaper
And so on! - Get it?
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Kyte on 23 May 2007, 12:44, edited 1 time in total.
Kyte
Horsemaster
Posts: 487 Joined: 05 Jan 2006, 22:09
Armies I play: Chaos, Chaos Dwarfs, Wood elves, Beastmen, Ogre Kingdoms
Location: Køge, Denmark
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by Kyte » 27 Feb 2006, 21:35
I wish that Peter Jackson would make a movie about the fluff of my wood elf army!
go on, corrupt the wish and speak a better one yourself
Spire
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Posts: 100 Joined: 12 Sep 2005, 10:10
Location: Trying to save us all
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by Spire » 27 Feb 2006, 21:57
Granted, but he forces your general to fight a carnosaur and sets half of the story in Altdorf.
I wish for the Intrigue at Court rule to be scrapped.
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shootyarmies
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Posts: 465 Joined: 30 Jul 2005, 21:27
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by shootyarmies » 27 Feb 2006, 23:29
granted, but only because high elves dont get a general and the enemy gets 100 VPs for every character killed.
I wish that all elves had toughness 10
One
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by One » 28 Feb 2006, 02:33
Granted, but they all get WS 1 aswell.
I wish that there were really dryads and treemen in the real world...
Vulf Irltegrad, Graverobber of WHFRP Online
Neanderthal05
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Posts: 245 Joined: 17 Aug 2005, 02:57
Location: Winsted CT
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by Neanderthal05 » 28 Feb 2006, 02:42
Granted, but they all want to hunt and eat you...
I wish skynyrd had never died in a plane crash
-Neanderthal05
Am I the only one who thinks an elf army should be full of elves and not trees?
Ash nazg durbatuluk
Ash nazg gimbatul
Ash nazg thrakatuluk
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.....
One
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by One » 28 Feb 2006, 02:59
: who is skynard?:
Granted, though the plan crashes into GW headquaters and there is a price rise as a result....
I wish that i could turn into Orion
Vulf Irltegrad, Graverobber of WHFRP Online
Spire
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Posts: 100 Joined: 12 Sep 2005, 10:10
Location: Trying to save us all
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by Spire » 28 Feb 2006, 14:30
Daiths_Reaper wrote: : who is skynard?:
Could be Lynard Skinyrd (or however it's spelt).
Anyway
Granted, but you'd be the same size as the miniature.
I wish I could cast magic spells.
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Kyte
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Posts: 487 Joined: 05 Jan 2006, 22:09
Armies I play: Chaos, Chaos Dwarfs, Wood elves, Beastmen, Ogre Kingdoms
Location: Køge, Denmark
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by Kyte » 28 Feb 2006, 15:30
Granted, but you accidently turn you and your girlfriend into donkies!
I wish that World of Warcraft would be free, without getting worse!
Yak
Shadow Sentinel
Posts: 2145 Joined: 08 Sep 2005, 20:42
Location: Brighton, UK
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by Yak » 28 Feb 2006, 15:31
Granted, but you computer is no longer able to run it.
I wish this wish won't get corrupted.
Yak's 1st Law: Take an eagle if you have a free rare slot
Yak's 2nd Law: There are
4 reasons to take a highborn
Yak's 3rd Law: If you have a treeman and a free Lord slot, make it an Ancient
Kyte
Horsemaster
Posts: 487 Joined: 05 Jan 2006, 22:09
Armies I play: Chaos, Chaos Dwarfs, Wood elves, Beastmen, Ogre Kingdoms
Location: Køge, Denmark
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by Kyte » 28 Feb 2006, 15:38
Granted, but the wish is that you get shot by a waywatcher... and you do!
I wish that I could fly!
Spire
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Posts: 100 Joined: 12 Sep 2005, 10:10
Location: Trying to save us all
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by Spire » 28 Feb 2006, 17:12
Granted, but only on your first flight you'll end up being sliced apart by a wind turbine.
I wish I was immortal.
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Bad Beast
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Posts: 1639 Joined: 21 Jan 2006, 21:37
Armies I play: Wood Elves, Beastmen
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by Bad Beast » 28 Feb 2006, 17:23
granted, but in a few years you'll wish you could die
i wish i could paint better
Kyte
Horsemaster
Posts: 487 Joined: 05 Jan 2006, 22:09
Armies I play: Chaos, Chaos Dwarfs, Wood elves, Beastmen, Ogre Kingdoms
Location: Køge, Denmark
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by Kyte » 28 Feb 2006, 17:39
Granted, but you can only paint brown tones :P !
I wish that Warhammer wouldn't be so pricey :ph43r:
Rhawtir
Newcomer
Posts: 26 Joined: 03 Aug 2005, 20:53
Armies I play: High elves 2250 points, painted and ready to fight
Location: In the land of the frozen forests
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by Rhawtir » 28 Feb 2006, 18:04
Granted, but Gav would chopp you into bits and pieces if you didn't buy warhammer for more than 10 000 pounds per month.
I wish I had some of the punkrocker girls I know as girl friends
Kyte
Horsemaster
Posts: 487 Joined: 05 Jan 2006, 22:09
Armies I play: Chaos, Chaos Dwarfs, Wood elves, Beastmen, Ogre Kingdoms
Location: Køge, Denmark
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by Kyte » 28 Feb 2006, 18:15
Granted, but as you take them into the dark young, they are turned into wolves
I wish for a genie-lamp
shootyarmies
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by shootyarmies » 28 Feb 2006, 22:40
granted, but the genie comes out and kills you.
I wish that everyone stopped complaining about high elves being underpowered
Spelling Police
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Posts: 47 Joined: 19 Jan 2006, 01:57
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by Spelling Police » 28 Feb 2006, 23:47
Granted, because HE armies are banned and their model line is discontinued, so there's nothing more to complain about.
I wish to finally find some decent insulation foam.
Neanderthal05
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Posts: 245 Joined: 17 Aug 2005, 02:57
Location: Winsted CT
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by Neanderthal05 » 01 Mar 2006, 00:24
Granted, but the Foam is $1000(U.S.) per square inch
I wish that the new giant didn't look like it had taken some viagra prior to being released.
-Neanderthal05
Am I the only one who thinks an elf army should be full of elves and not trees?
Ash nazg durbatuluk
Ash nazg gimbatul
Ash nazg thrakatuluk
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.....
Rogan Loreth
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Posts: 71 Joined: 30 Jan 2006, 12:46
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by Rogan Loreth » 01 Mar 2006, 03:59
Granted but he now comes with the opened bottle in his left hand
I wish Dwarves had M7
Mellon
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Posts: 79 Joined: 20 Jan 2006, 08:49
Location: In the wet tree lacking Low Lands
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by Mellon » 01 Mar 2006, 14:04
Granted but they treat grass as difficult terrain.
I wish I could paint faster.
Battles (no warband) in 2006:
DE: 2/1/1
Sk: 3/1/0
WE: 0/1/0
VC: 1/1/1
Highborn Eltharion
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Posts: 472 Joined: 11 Aug 2005, 20:31
Location: Lurking the RPG forum alongside Darmort
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by Highborn Eltharion » 01 Mar 2006, 17:38
Granted, but your paint supply runs out and your minatures get set on fire.
I wish I could take over GW
Spire
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Posts: 100 Joined: 12 Sep 2005, 10:10
Location: Trying to save us all
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by Spire » 01 Mar 2006, 20:18
Granted, but you are promptly blamed for every single problem and murdered by an angry mob.
I wish all James Blunt's songs were made illegal in all known countries.
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shootyarmies
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Posts: 465 Joined: 30 Jul 2005, 21:27
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by shootyarmies » 02 Mar 2006, 01:27
granted, all music is
I wish that warhammer was perfectly balanced
dankert
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Posts: 56 Joined: 31 Jul 2005, 18:19
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by dankert » 02 Mar 2006, 01:46
granted, no one wins, they are all ties!
I wish that GW created a new stag model which looked like the one in the concept art
Gje han evig kvile
Gje han sjelefred
Gje han sælt minne
Sakne e endelaust