The Corrupted wish game!

Post by **Kyte** » 27 Feb 2006, 21:33

This is an old ogre stronghold tradition, so as Ambassador from that forum, I'd like to show you:

Rules: one speaks a wicked wish, the next post grant the wish corrupted way and speak a new wish, eg:

First post: I wish for all the money in the world!

Next post: Granted, but they are in bottles and you need a bigger house to keep them all!

I Wish for a treeman

third post: Granted, but it comes alive and eats you

I wish that GW prices would get cheaper

And so on! - Get it?

Post by **Kyte** » 27 Feb 2006, 21:35

I wish that Peter Jackson would make a movie about the fluff of my wood elf army!

go on, corrupt the wish and speak a better one yourself

Post by **Spire** » 27 Feb 2006, 21:57

Granted, but he forces your general to fight a carnosaur and sets half of the story in Altdorf.

I wish for the Intrigue at Court rule to be scrapped.

Post by **shootyarmies** » 27 Feb 2006, 23:29

granted, but only because high elves dont get a general and the enemy gets 100 VPs for every character killed.

I wish that all elves had toughness 10

Post by **One** » 28 Feb 2006, 02:33

Granted, but they all get WS 1 aswell.

I wish that there were really dryads and treemen in the real world...

Post by **Neanderthal05** » 28 Feb 2006, 02:42

Granted, but they all want to hunt and eat you...

I wish skynyrd had never died in a plane crash

-Neanderthal05

Post by **One** » 28 Feb 2006, 02:59

: who is skynard?:

Granted, though the plan crashes into GW headquaters and there is a price rise as a result....

I wish that i could turn into Orion

Post by **Spire** » 28 Feb 2006, 14:30

Daiths_Reaper wrote:: who is skynard?:

Could be Lynard Skinyrd (or however it's spelt).

Anyway

Granted, but you'd be the same size as the miniature.

I wish I could cast magic spells.

Post by **Kyte** » 28 Feb 2006, 15:30

Granted, but you accidently turn you and your girlfriend into donkies!

I wish that World of Warcraft would be free, without getting worse!

Post by **Yak** » 28 Feb 2006, 15:31

Granted, but you computer is no longer able to run it.

I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

Post by **Kyte** » 28 Feb 2006, 15:38

Granted, but the wish is that you get shot by a waywatcher... and you do!

I wish that I could fly!

Post by **Spire** » 28 Feb 2006, 17:12

Granted, but only on your first flight you'll end up being sliced apart by a wind turbine.

I wish I was immortal.

Post by **Bad Beast** » 28 Feb 2006, 17:23

granted, but in a few years you'll wish you could die

i wish i could paint better

Post by **Kyte** » 28 Feb 2006, 17:39

Granted, but you can only paint brown tones :P !

I wish that Warhammer wouldn't be so pricey :ph43r:

Post by **Rhawtir** » 28 Feb 2006, 18:04

Granted, but Gav would chopp you into bits and pieces if you didn't buy warhammer for more than 10 000 pounds per month.

I wish I had some of the punkrocker girls I know as girl friends

Post by **Kyte** » 28 Feb 2006, 18:15

Granted, but as you take them into the dark young, they are turned into wolves

I wish for a genie-lamp

Post by **shootyarmies** » 28 Feb 2006, 22:40

granted, but the genie comes out and kills you.

I wish that everyone stopped complaining about high elves being underpowered

Post by **Spelling Police** » 28 Feb 2006, 23:47

Granted, because HE armies are banned and their model line is discontinued, so there's nothing more to complain about.

I wish to finally find some decent insulation foam.

Post by **Neanderthal05** » 01 Mar 2006, 00:24

Granted, but the Foam is $1000(U.S.) per square inch

I wish that the new giant didn't look like it had taken some viagra prior to being released.

-Neanderthal05

Post by **Rogan Loreth** » 01 Mar 2006, 03:59

Granted but he now comes with the opened bottle in his left hand

I wish Dwarves had M7

Post by **Mellon** » 01 Mar 2006, 14:04

Granted but they treat grass as difficult terrain.

I wish I could paint faster.

Post by **Highborn Eltharion** » 01 Mar 2006, 17:38

Granted, but your paint supply runs out and your minatures get set on fire.

I wish I could take over GW

Post by **Spire** » 01 Mar 2006, 20:18

Granted, but you are promptly blamed for every single problem and murdered by an angry mob.

I wish all James Blunt's songs were made illegal in all known countries.

Post by **shootyarmies** » 02 Mar 2006, 01:27

granted, all music is

I wish that warhammer was perfectly balanced

Post by **dankert** » 02 Mar 2006, 01:46

granted, no one wins, they are all ties!

I wish that GW created a new stag model which looked like the one in the concept art

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The Corrupted wish game!

The Corrupted wish game!