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Granted.. you shall become better at everything than you are now. But you become so good at physics, chemistry and all that kind of stuff, that you are able to invent a new kind of nuclear missile. Unfortunatetly, that nuke is sold to USA, and Bush is elected as the president (again!).
I wish I had a magic item, The Endless Bag of Holding.
Sing!
Sing for me!
Sing, my angel of music,
Sing for me!
Granted, but DVD technology becomes immediately oboslete and unpurchasable by a huge revival of Betamax technology and your DVD player breaks.
I wish I had people close by to me to play warhammer with...
The Warrior of the Silver Flame
I hold the Glaive of Law against the Earth.
If you refuse to capitalize on your strengths or make the most of your opponent's weaknesses, you are begging to lose.
There is no combat without movement.
Granted, but they are all a bunch of powergamers, who ignore all kind of fluff, their armies are either SAD's, Nuln Artillery Batteries, RAF's, Dwaf Gunlines or Wood Elf Forest Spirit Hordes. Also, they have some very interesting special rules, like "Half of your unit is killed on a roll of +2", and they don't show you the rule from the armybook, when you ask for it..
I wish I had all the knowledge in the world.
Sing!
Sing for me!
Sing, my angel of music,
Sing for me!
Granted, but it makes you turn into a gibbering madman.
I wish I got fanmail....
The Warrior of the Silver Flame
I hold the Glaive of Law against the Earth.
If you refuse to capitalize on your strengths or make the most of your opponent's weaknesses, you are begging to lose.
There is no combat without movement.
[wow I cant believe I finally read all 8 pages, though I had to stop for fear of wetting myself several times.]
Granted but you get so much of it you no longer have time to do anything but read it and write replies.
I wish I hadn't got to go to sleep now.
[note the time of my post, lol. It's 3.30 in the morning in UK]
Elysian Fields...
We are storming the heavens,
To raise our swords and shields,
We ascend to our destiny,
To the Elysian Fields http://s4.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=29840
Granted. You suddenly don't need to fall asleep, the need removed by the sudden, forceful entrance of a small car into your room. The explanation of which is the subject of a compelling hollywood movie.
I wish that there was no need for all of this 'monogamy' business.
'Unofficial Member of the "I Don't Hate Darmort Club"'
Granted. In ten years time, you'll have forty-two wives, who in turn have a total of two thousand and fifteen husbands, who in turn have a total of seventy-one thousand wives, and so on; everyone on this planet will be related by marriage in some way or another to such an extent that worrying about your mother-in-law won't be that special anymore.
I wish I would remember checking asrai.org more often.
(10000 new post since last visit!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!)
Tolkar Elfslayer Manraider Draichwielder of Har Ganeth, from the house Arat.
Remember that name! It will be the words that I will carve on your soul the moment I rend it from your body!
granted, but by some strange turn of fate, all these stories are in breach of copyright laws so you get the blame and get transferred to a penal colony with the dangerously insane and soon after get eaten in a cannabalistic ritual....
granted. you inherit a helper-bot who does all your jobs for you at once and you never have to do another thing. however, as a result of this you start to internally combust and eventually collapse in on yourself...
i wish that miniatures didnt have mould lines.... :\
The Warrior of the Silver Flame
I hold the Glaive of Law against the Earth.
If you refuse to capitalize on your strengths or make the most of your opponent's weaknesses, you are begging to lose.
There is no combat without movement.
Granted, but there are now no electronic goods or software in existance and so 98% of the World's wealth is lost and you are evicted from your house in order to grant your government more financial stability in order to take over the world...
The Warrior of the Silver Flame
I hold the Glaive of Law against the Earth.
If you refuse to capitalize on your strengths or make the most of your opponent's weaknesses, you are begging to lose.
There is no combat without movement.
Granted, but our movement gets reduced to 2 and you get rearcharged by dwarves.
I wish I could come up with an uncorruptible wish.
The Warrior of the Silver Flame
I hold the Glaive of Law against the Earth.
If you refuse to capitalize on your strengths or make the most of your opponent's weaknesses, you are begging to lose.
There is no combat without movement.
nooo! 
