The Corrupted wish game!

Post by **Big Willy Style** » 01 May 2006, 11:56

Granted, but the bearded lady is really a sheep (bloody kiwis

) and is a breeding pool for STD's.

I wish that Australia would invade and take over New Zealand and claim it as our 7th state (or third territory)

Post by **Ecalsneerg** » 01 May 2006, 12:03

Granted but while the army is away the rest of Australia is invaded.

I wish I had my own country.

Post by **Captain Faramir** » 01 May 2006, 14:35

Granted but that country is Iran, and George Bush's trigger finger is getting twitchy...

I wish I had a big red button...

Post by **True Believer** » 03 May 2006, 22:20

Granted, but there's a sign next to it 'Do not push'

I wish I could finally get my Fantasy and 40k armies complete and painted.

Post by **theharlequinsid** » 04 May 2006, 06:32

Granted, but your painting resembles the work of Jackson Pollock.

I wish my two favorite artists would give me lessons, Da Vinci for drafting and Rodin for sculpture. ^_^

Post by **Ashnari Doomsong** » 05 May 2006, 14:50

Yah. Unfortunately, being dead tends to rot your brain a bit, and they have no finesse left whatsoever.

I wish I could summon the ability to cause fear at will.

Post by **Captain Faramir** » 05 May 2006, 15:37

Granted - unfortunately, that fear is caused by you opening your trench-coat in the pre-school locker room (or equivalent!).

I wish for three more wishes...

Post by **Kiyohira** » 08 May 2006, 10:25

Granted. Unfortunately, each one negates all previous wishes AND comes at the cost of a limb.

Post by **Ecalsneerg** » 09 May 2006, 19:50

Granted?

I wish I was as corrupted as my wish.

Post by **Meifumadô** » 24 May 2006, 11:52

Granted, you become the president of the Philippines and get shot three days later.

I wish we all would eat an orange.

Post by **shootyarmies** » 24 May 2006, 12:53

granted, orange trees are are now extinct.

I wish that GW would realize that no one is buying from them because their prices are so high.

Post by **Fingol Darkwater** » 24 May 2006, 15:05

Granted, they decide to assasinate all of their old customers. This way, nobody remembers their old prices and will gladly pay the new ones.

I wish I had super speed like the Flash.

Post by **Ecalsneerg** » 25 May 2006, 18:56

Granted, but you run into a wall.

I wish that I had a GIANT pointy stick.

Post by **Dracon** » 25 May 2006, 19:04

Granted, However your stick is to long and heavy that you cant do anything with it.

I wish nuthing bad ever happens to me or anything bad happens that will affect me in any way.

Post by **shootyarmies** » 25 May 2006, 22:39

granted, the only way is that if you die instantly in a good way.

I wish that people would stop trying to find a way around the rules.

Post by **Wolfheart** » 21 Jun 2006, 07:27

Granted, because in seventh edition GW makes rules so simple that even americans can understand them

I wish I could change the past.

Post by **Darkwater** » 23 Jun 2006, 06:57

Granted, you end up as your own grandpa (you're messing with time dude, always happens) and no matter what you do, America takes over the world

I wish for the power of transformation

Post by **Upyr** » 23 Jun 2006, 12:02

Granted but you transform into a worm and get eaten by a bird.

I wish DoW skirmishers couldnt be marchblocked in the new rules.

Post by **Wolfheart** » 23 Jun 2006, 12:05

Granted, but now they cannot march at all.

I wish I could be the greatest sorcerer in all the world.

Post by **Upyr** » 23 Jun 2006, 12:21

Granted but all the dice in the world are weighted dice so you can only ever get double 1 and miscast. (But hey, technically you could destroy the entire world with a mighty spell before you lose the ability for good)

I wish I had my own forum on the internet, for warhammer and other interesting stuff, full of nice people.

Post by **Wolfheart** » 25 Jun 2006, 22:25

Granted, but one day the servers crash and all the hard work you have done is lost.

I wish I could slave all the Asur and Malekith could become the Phoenix King he rightfully is.

Post by **Hyarion** » 25 Jun 2006, 22:50

Granted, but one day he gets killed by a snotling while on a hunting trip.

I wish I were unbeatable as a Woodelf General.

Post by **Ecalsneerg** » 26 Jun 2006, 20:23

Granted, but you become addicted to playing as Empire.

I wish for a pony.

Post by **Wolfheart** » 27 Jun 2006, 00:49

Granted, but in fact, it is not pony, but a huge Daemonic Steed that one day mauls you with it's hooves, sending you to your painful death.. which you are afterwards revived, but you become unable to speak or move for the rest of your life.

I wish my girlfriend was here. (And I DO NOT want any comment about her turning to a Slaanesh spawn

)

Post by **Ashnari Doomsong** » 27 Jun 2006, 13:45

Okay.

Your girlfriend is there. Unfortunately, she's there so she can tell you to your face that she's decided to break up and leave you for a fifty-year old multi-millionarie.

I wish that I was a little better at everything than I am now.

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